The Bitcoin Revolution Will Not Be Relayed  

You will not be able to plug in, turn on, and cop out
You will not be able to HODL from your couch with a cold one
Because the Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed, brother.
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed
Will not be brought to you by Coinbase in 4K with diamond hands and laser eyes
Will not show you Ordinals of Satoshi signing blocks
With a halving countdown and a ticker at the bottom screaming “ *DOG TO THE MOON”
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed.
The Bitcoin revolution will not be brought to you by Kraken or Binance
Will not star Michael Saylor in a Lambo, or Cathie Wood with a bull flag
Will not promise you 100x gains if you just ape in before the ETF
Will not be live-streamed by influencers begging for likes and superchats
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed.
There will be no highlight reel of the Mt. Gox hack
No slow-motion replay of the Silk Road bust
No pundits on CNBC telling you “it’s just a bubble” while they quietly stack
No politicians on the Sunday shows promising to “regulate it responsibly”
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed, sister.
The Bitcoin revolution will not give you fiat comfort
Will not let you cash out at the top and call it freedom
Will not be sponsored by BlackRock or Fidelity with “institutional adoption”
Will not come with a KYC form and a smile
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed.
You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to custody with the bank
You will not be able to outsource your keys to some app that phones home
Because when the printers go brrr and the bail-ins come
There will be no notification, no push alert, no “are you still watching?”
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed. The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live
It will be in your seed phrase whispered in the dark
It will be in the miner humming under a volcano in El Salvador
It will be in the kid in Lagos buying sats on P2P while the naira dies
It will be in the nodes syncing, the chain growing, the difficulty adjusting
Unstoppable, unconfiscatable, uncaring of your feelings or your government’s permission
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed. 
It will be you, awake at 3 a.m., realizing nobody’s coming to save you
It will be you running your own node, verifying, not trusting
It will be you holding your keys while the old world burns its own ledger
The revolution will be live, and it will not be relayed.
It is happening right now, inside the blocks, outside the screens
And there will be no commercial break.  

The Bitcoin revolution will not be youtubed 
The Bitcoin revolution will not be relayed

The Bitcoin revolution is you, verifying.
Right now.