Looking for a southern belle that knows how to ride? Then look no further. My name is Sweet Cowgirl Regina, and growing up on a ranch, I learned a thing or two about taming stallions.
Now, I ain't the cheapest thang around. I expect to be treated like a lady. But trust me when I say, I'm a lady that is going to take care of you the way you NEED.
Packages:
1 hour - $1000
2 hours - $1500
Deluxe Package - Dinner ( somewhere with steaks ;) and wine :P ) - full night - $3000
Come on down to the Sloppy Sassafrass!! Open 1 day a week: every Friday starting at 9pm and ending when we can't go on any longer! We are the ONLY nightclub that offers full backrooms with Piss, Shit, and Fart services. Our "Bring Your Own Bucket" allows you to take home as much fluids as your disgusting grubby little arms can carry!
We are THE nightclub that gives Austin, TX it's wonderful, accepting reputation. Nothing is too stinky for Ol' Mister Hinky, our renowned piss artist. For just 10$, Hinky will golden shower with such power that you'll need CPR. And let me tell ya, the stink is from his exclusive diet of asparagus and black coffee.
Feeling up for a sloppy surprise? Little Miss Mabel's waiting in our "Dump Room" with a gut full of brisket burritos and laxatives, and she ain't stoppin!
And if you're new to the scene, and curious about a little toot or queef, the twins Daryl and Sheryl are right up your alley. They'll tagteam your mouth and nostrils til you're a hootin and hollerin from those noxious fumes!!!
(Please note we now offer BITCOIN and CUCKCOIN payment options for our $25 cover charge!!!)
Hey there boys ;)
It's Big Booty Betty, and you already know what time it is. Time to take on more than you can handle... but figure out you got what it takes. Come to my chamber of love, and manhandle the most voluptuous dark chocolate this side of the Mississippi. You can contact my big daddy [email protected]
And don't be scared baby... he don't bite like I do ;)
Howdy Ladies.
If you clicked on this, I hope you meet my requirements. I am a very picky fellah, and I'm not just looking for your ordinary pleasure.
...You see, three years ago, I had the best night of my life. A night that changed the very fiber of my being. It rewrote my soul, my genetic code, and showed me my purpose... and that purpose is have my ass and hog smothered in smoky, spicy BBQ sauce, my face caked in coleslaw, and every orifice filled (and then cleared) of cold nanner puddin'.
You may not believe me, but on that night three years ago, I was graced by the presence of the TRISH BRISKET. She took my skinny mini booty to her home, and bestowed upon me the true meaning of mixing FOOD with PLEASURE. So if you AINT A BIG GIRL, and you don't think you can handle ALL OF THIS, please CLOSE THIS AD.
Willing to pay thousands for a single night. Big beautiful hogs please contact me at 555-422-0869
Hey guys!
I like crawling around the floors of sex clubs looking for used condoms to empty into my ass. Does HIV die when exposed to air or laying on the floor like that? Can someone get POZ or any STDs by emptying used condoms into them? If the viruses are indeed destroyed, it's another reason not to use condoms guys! I hate seeing them on the floor getting wasted, so I like to put them to good use. Sometimes I drink the cum too, but prefer to shove it up my ass, cuz that gets me ready for when I find the next guy to cream my ass - if he's not too grossed out at the sight of me on my hands and knees in just my jockstrap picking up filthy condoms and pouring them into my already sloppy shithole, that is ;D
Do any negs in the area also have this fetish? Do any POZ boys want to infect me with their strain? I AM OFFERING $200 DOLLARS TO EACH POZ WHO CAN GIFT ME THE BUG
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